Today we ordered Jimmy Johns, maybe you’ve been to the place, the’re about every two miles on any main street in Kalamazoo, subs so fast I’m supposed to freak. I didn’t do any freaking today.

I should mention that we had delivery. It was so slow I wondered if we ordered.

I like Barq’s Red Cream Soda (don’t judge) and some of the JJs around here have it on fountain, which is awesome. The one closest to my work doesn’t so Root Beer is my back up. The problem is the JJ’s closest to my work doesn’t have Root Beer either. Maybe this is hard to understand for register clerks but if I order a soda that you don’t have, do not bring me a 12 oz. can and charge me $1.50.  Here are some pictures so you moron and illiterate types can understand.

ONE 12 OZ CAN DOES NOT EQUAL $1.50. Pretty easy to understand, if I wanted canned soda I know where the damn supermarket is.

This one is a bit tricky, two cans approximately equal $1.50, if the cans are very full. Ask your drug or nerdy friends for a scale to figure this one out. Bathroom scales don’t work for this.

Fair deal!

The moral of the story is kids, if you don’t have an item, just tell the customer so they don’t have to blog about it.

Here is the soda can CS4 vector file if anyone wants it.